Posts tagged ‘dentist’

May 18, 2013

The Extraction of Tooth — Gerrit Dou

by Biblioklept

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January 29, 2013

Kurt Vonnegut on Twerps

by Biblioklept

From Kurt Vonnegut’s 1977 interview with The Paris Review:

INTERVIEWER

What is a twerp in the strictest sense, in the original sense?

VONNEGUT

It’s a person who inserts a set of false teeth between the cheeks of his ass.

INTERVIEWER

I see.

VONNEGUT

I beg your pardon; between the cheeks of his or her ass. I’m always offending feminists that way.

INTERVIEWER

I don’t quite understand why someone would do that with false teeth.

VONNEGUT

In order to bite the buttons off the backseats of taxicabs. That’s the only reason twerps do it. It’s all that turns them on.

INTERVIEWER

You went to Cornell University after Shortridge?

VONNEGUT

I imagine.

INTERVIEWER

You imagine?

February 13, 2012

In Which the Models Stand Thin-Lipped Next to Wood’s American Gothic

by Biblioklept

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