[Ed. note: The following citations come from one-star Amazon reviews of Thomas Pynchon’s novel Gravity’s Rainbow. Yes, I’ve done this a few times before (see also: George Orwell’s 1984, Melville’s Moby-Dick, Joyce’s Ulysses and Markson’s Wittgenstein’s Mistress) and to be clear, I think some of the one-star reviews of Gravity’s Rainbow make some interesting points–although most of the reviewers seem to be upset over the book’s reputation/status, and attack that (and by extension, postmodernism) instead of attempting to analyze what Pynchon was actually, y’know, trying to do. I’ve preserved the reviewers’ unique styles of punctuation and spelling].
Who put it into Pynchon’s head that he could write?
After reading over one hundred fifty pages, all I could believe was the story set during WWII, but I wasn’t sure.
This is not literature.
After I finished reading this book twenty years ago, I left it in my apartment building’s laundry room for whomever might be interested in it. The book sat there for months and nobody was interested in it enough to take it home. Finally, it was ruined when a water pipe burst and, I presume, it is now landfill in Staten Island.
There is not an ounce of humanity in this book. I finally threw it against a wall in disgust.
Pynchon writes liberal, paranoid diatribes against any and all institutions, especially conservative ones
I felt empty and used.
I’ve been told the nominating committee (made up mostly of book reviewers) nominated this for the Pulitzer Prize as best fiction. The awards committee (mostly book editors) rejected it as an unreadable piece of crap. I agree with the editors.
This book’s failings are in part a function of it’s time — the early 70′s – when culture was naively experimental, half-baked, vulgar, and exhibitionist.
When one contrasts Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five with this book, it’s like comparing an Olympic sprinter with an obese man running for the bus with a hot dog in one hand and a soda in the other.
I honestly preferred J.G. Ballard’s Crash to this book.
It seems to me it’s very easy to be “a literary master” in this way. It’s much more difficult to write something very clear and simple that people can easily understand (and yet still be profound and say something new).
Woody Allen used to be funny. Monty Python was occasionally funny.
Any author who uses “further” for “farther” (as Pynchon does, among many other errors) should never make anyone’s “best novelist” list.
To this reader, Pynchon sounds like the unabomber with a better thesaurus.
One of those books that professors are constantly forcing students to read because the novelist can’t attract a following on his own merits and ability to entertain.
I only finished it beacuse I was on jury duty.
I thought this novel was a complete waste of my time and it amazes me to hear so many praise what I think was paranoid and resembles silly cult literature. My father had a book back in the fifties sponsored by an extreme right wing group that was equally paranoid and absurd.
Pynchon couldn’t write anything funny if his life depended upon it.
Pynchon is like a high school football bully who says “Okay, I’m gonna trow da ball as hard as I can–you see if you can catch it”. No thanks Spike.
I mean, even the first page of this book offends my sensibilities.
An entire novel centered on the unrealistic, flimsy idea that a man getting erections will attract missiles? Some missiles may be heat seaking but the temperature of blood found in the groin during erections is no longer near the degree it takes to attract heat seaking weaponry. Get your facts right, Pynchon. A scientist you ain’t.
Reminds me of John Coltrane’s Ascension album, which for the entire album sounds like the band is warming up but never gets to play, but the elitist snobs just adore it.
A good argument for a good old fashioned book burning.
The majority of this book consists of sentence after sentence and paragraph after paragraph that don’t have any apparent correlation to each other.
wow, all the hard work that this man put in just to bore me! the effort alone is worth a star. gallant attempt mr pynchon.
This is one of those “university novels” (as opposed to “popular” novels that people actually read and love) that “you have to work hard at to appreciate”.
It’s like viewing a `painting’ of a blank canvas titled Untitled.
I lived in Germany a few years ago and found this book in a train station. Someone had just walked off and left it. After about ten pages, realizing that Pynchon was an intellectual rip-off artist, I secured it a trash can where no one could find it. I like to think I protect the public from pollution.
Maybe it’s entertaining if you take huge quantities of lsd, otherwise it’s a nightmare.
It is terrible.
I cannot summarize the story, because I couldnt find one.
…obviously written by some self-loving, over-indulged, hippie.
I tend to lump this book in with the rest of the general malaise surrounding the innate nihilism of Postmodernism.
This book makes me a little sad, because I think that Pynchon, had he not gone over to the dark side, could have been a brilliant prose stylist, if not anything else.
…feels like being flayed alive by words alone. I wanted to stab myself in the head just to relieve the pain.
This is like Ulysses.
Add a star if you enjoy constant reference to penises and vulva and all kinds of deviant sex acts.
I should sue the author for migraine.
To sum it up: it is too much work to read this book.