Costanza’s Christmas Card

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Heroes of 2009

SULLZ--ON THE REALZ!

"But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies" --KP

PONYO: THE MOST HEROIC LITTLE FISH-GIRL (GIRL-FISH?) (OF '09)

IN A WORLD OF STEROIDS, HAND GUNS, AFFAIRS, AND OTHER NEFARIOUSNESS, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THESE GOOD GUYS EXIST

MAY HIS LIGHT SHINE ETERNAL

MS. CASE WILL HAVE TO SPLIT HER HERO AWARD WITH HER ALBUM COVER, WHICH IS POSSIBLY THE MOST HEROIC SHIT WE'VE EVER SEEN

WE LOVE THESE BASTERDS!

KEVIN, YOU ARE THE TRUE TOP CHEF IN OUR HEARTS

BILL CLINTON MADE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATION LOOK EASY

FOR UPPING THE AWESOME ANTE

PRAY FOR IRAN

JOHN HAMM IS COOL, WHATEVERS, BUT LET'S BE CLEAR -- OUR HERO IS DON FUCKING DRAPER

OK, SO THERE ARE VOLUNTEERS AND REGULAR FOLKS IN YOUR TOWN AND THEY ARE HEROES AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. BUT HAVE YOU HEARD "SINGLE LADIES"?

WHO ARE WE KIDDING, DAVID BYRNE IS A HERO ANY YEAR

BARRY MIGHT NOT WALK ON WATER BUT HIS INAUGURATION BROUGHT TEARS TO OUR EYES