Selections from One-Star Amazon Reviews of Melville’s Moby-Dick

Posted on by Biblioklept

[Ed. note: The following citations come from one-star Amazon reviews of Herman Melville’s novel Moby-Dick. To be very clear, I think Moby-Dick is fantastic—but I also enjoy seeing what people compelled to write negative reviews of the book on Amazon had to say. What follows are selections of one-star Amazon reviews; I’ve preserved the reviewers’ unique styles of punctuation and spelling. See also: on Joyce’s Ulysses and Markson’s Wittgenstein’s Mistress].

Yechh.

It made for a smashing movie.

If you want to read lots of meaningless whale trivia read the book.

Boy gets whale. Boy loses whale. Boy gets whale. Spawns yawns

I think if you made it into a short comic strip, you would have liked it.

I bought this book for a friend in jail. Alas, he was unable to read it because the font was too small.

Ray Bradbury, who wrote the screenplay for this novel, (a la Gregory Peck) couldn’t even finish the damn thing!

If you like a story with nonessential information and an author that is entirely to verbose, then this book is for you.

I am quite the fan of stories which involve man eating sea creatures, such as Jaws. Moby Dick is nothing compared to such classics, I fear.

Throughout the book, you may read one chapter with some action only to be followed by 5 or 6 chapters of tangents that are not necessary to understand the story.

Moby Dick, was a horrible waiste of time. Along with its wordy paragraphs, it also talked about uninteresting issues. It is also to long, and you don’t hear of them encountering the whale until the end of the book.

The only people who like this book are english teachers who derive a feeling of moral superiority from forcing others to read this incredibly bad novel.

First of all, classiflying it as fiction is a mistake. Probably a good 60% of the book is non-fiction – chapter after chapter dedicated to every imaginable detail of the biology of the whale and every imaginable nuance of whaling.

I love literatur just as much as the next guy but we must face it 100 years or so ago American literature was reall weak and lagging from the rest of the world, perhaps now they’re starting to catch up with writers like Ann Rice and them.

I have seen better writing in a Hallmark card! Boring! Give me a good ole copy of Elvis and Me! A true story that really tugs at your heart strings! I sleep with that one under my pillow! Keep Moby Dick away from my bed!

Those chapters about Ishmael sleeping with whatever his name was and Ishamel had such a good time with the other guy’s arm over him and leg over him that he didn’t know if he was straight or gay any more.

i personally didn’t enjoy the philosophical or deep side of the book, i have read much much better books in that regard.

There is no suspense, and I find the idea of people hunting whales offensive. Offensive with a capital O.

Honestly, Over 400 pages devoted to killing a whale because it ate your hand? Come on.

It is hard to read. like work. Doubt he could get published today.

What is the whales motivation? You dont know.

It is 540somepages of boring whaling details.

No wonder Melville flopped as a writter.

OMG, this is tedious and torture to read.

I HATE this book. Why? It’s BORING!

Moby Ick’s more like it.

Published by Biblioklept

34 thoughts on “Selections from One-Star Amazon Reviews of Melville’s Moby-Dick”

  13. They should put a section in book stores for those people responsible for posts like this. “Filly-Stines” in bright colorful letters. Stock it with Cliff Notes and Goosebumps. A Mountain Dew vending machine would see a lot of buisness in that aisle.

    Like

  16. Those comments prove that you can’t appreciate a book without studying the history, society and philosophical trends of the period it was written in.
    “Doubt he could get published today” they say. And it’s completely true.

    Like

  19. Reblogged this on Pug Butts and commented:
    THAT’S NOT WHAT HE ATE
    “Honestly, Over 400 pages devoted to killing a whale because it ate your hand? Come on.”

    Like

  24. […] Selections from one-star reviews of Moby-Dick at Amazon. I’m no fan of star ratings, but these are funny. The clever: “Moby Ick’s more like it.” The stupid: ”Honestly, Over 400 pages devoted to killing a whale because it ate your hand? Come on.” The sad truth: “It is hard to read. like work. Doubt he could get published today.” […]

    Like

Your thoughts?

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.