Plagiarism

died of joy

poisoned arrow

struck by a pear

swallowed hot coals

executed by scaphism

choked on molten lead

drowned in a barrel of wine

horse tripped over a black pig

murdered with a poisoned toothpick

killed by a tortoise dropped by an eagle

rolled up in a rug and trampled by horses

died on the spot through holding his breath

broke his neck by tripping over his own beard

devoured by wolves (or, in later versions, lions)

died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs

leaped into an active volcano to prove his immortality

died in a drinking contest against a Georgian nobleman

distraught over the lateness of seafood delivery, he killed himself with his sword

sewn into a linen sheet soaked in distilled spirits which later caught fire

devoured by dogs after smearing himself with cow manure

wrapped in cotton wool soaked in oil and set on fire

exposed to the taunts of sailors and flayed alive

died of laughter while painting an elderly woman

smothered to death by gifts of cloaks and hats

carried off and then killed by a hippopotamus

drowned in excrement after porch collapse

choked to death on a grape stone

died while playing with a pear

assassinated with a bucket

indigestion and laughter

dragged on deer antlers

ate too many lampreys

crucified upside-down

dancing mania

died laughing

pit of snakes

sawn in half

roasted alive

 

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