
How to Open a New Book
12 Comments to “How to Open a New Book”
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Seriously, do we really need instructions on how to open a new book?
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I don’t know, is this how you open books? And I mean, I did have to talk to my girlfriend last night about how when I lend her a book, please don’t (i.e. we are probably breaking up if you do), bend the front cover all the way around so that it touches the back cover so you can hold it in one hand (which one can do anyways, when utilizing proper thumb and pinky strength).
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In grade school in the 1960s, when we got new textbooks, the teachers would always lead us in this exercise, and with very grave expressions, warning us that if we didn’t carefully break the books in this way, the books could “break.” I had never seen a “broken” book, but it sounded so fearsome I didn’t want to. The exercise built in us a respect for books as objects that I have to this day, and it’s that respect that helps make me love books as physical objects and want them not to disappear.
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== A True (but Mitigative) Confession ==
Whenever I buy a brand-new book off the store shelf, I first carefully open it to peruse its content. Once I decide to buy it, I then place the perused copy back on the shelf and pick a pristine copy from the supply. I realize that this practice reeks of selfishness, but I rationalize it by whispering to myself, “At least I’m not reducing the author’s profit by buying the thing from, say, Amazon.”
And: speaking, as does our P. T. Smith, of bibliomutilation, I wonder if more women than men resort to marking their read-through place in a given book by creasing a small area of the page top into a triangle (ugh!). — Larry W. Bryant (12 Sep 11)
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This maybe helpful in understanding the finer mechanics of book opening.









