“We All Are Beefin”: A Treatise on the Current International Difficulties and Foreign Entanglements Faced by the United States of America, with Particular Respect to How Said Difficulties and Entaglements May Be Satisfactorily Resolved

I found this on the floor of my classroom; I’m assuming it’s a student’s response to a prompt given by the social studies teacher who has my classroom while I’m on my planning period. I don’t know the student. What follows is the student’s response, verbatim:

“I think the US should blow up Iraq because Iraq is hating on the US and they would do whatever it takes to blow up us and we all are beefin.”

Clearly, this kid is savvy enough to work for the Bush administration.