Selections from One-Star Amazon Reviews of Iain Bank’s novel The Wasp Factory

[Editorial note: The following citations come from one-star Amazon reviews of Iain Bank’s novel The Wasp Factory (which I thought was great). More one-star Amazon reviews.]


Crap

drivel

childish

twaddle

well written

I am baffled

absolute tosh

talented author

load of rubbish

Science function.

an unusual story

Distastful content

mild teenage drivel

making me feel sick

positively disgusting

This book is diseased.

potential to be terrific

supposed great author

had to delete this book

I am missing something

is self indulgent and nasty

I had not hear of Iain Banks

I read this almost to the end

sticking their heads on poles

making me feel physically sick

sitting in a a bar with half drunks

I am a high school English teacher

Deeply distasteful dystopian drivel

an ugly Freudian post-modern sack

I hated this book and wish I never read it

soul destroying book makes me feel icky

Woof ! Creepy ! I read 2 pages … no more.

a skilled writer delivering pointless awfulness

At the top of the list of worst books I’ve ever read.

The characters had absolutely no redeeming features

I thought it would be a horror tale that would be great for Halloween

I couldn’t relate to any of the characters in the story. As a matter of fact, I didn’t like any of them.

well written, well constructed and kept me gripped page by page – but it was a loathsome experience

a sordid study of a grubby psychopathic personality of no merit or interest at all

I ordered this product and ended up with a Cuban poetry book. :(

I would burn my copy if I could. Unfortunately, it is electronic,

I bought it because it’s a story about psychopath. Well its not!

Miserable characters, childish writing, and pointless violence

Perhaps reading should expose us to such things but

I like mysteries, including murder mysteries, but

I’ve rarely had this negative reaction to a book

there are enough crazies in the real world

easily the worst book I have ever read

gratuitous tripe sweeps nation

I’m stupider for having read it

why am I reading this horror

I absolutely hated this book.

Found it a thoroughly book

violent, mad and depraved

Misogynistic, pretentious

This book is simply BAD

im glas i only bought one

I ploughed diligently

difficult to empathise

lacklustre last chapter

don’t waist your time

contains sick cruelty

blowing up animals

vulgar and uncouth

our book group

our Book Group

excellent prose

Drunks beware!

Poorly written

straight fiction

twisted mind

Well written

book club

unpleasant

I feel used.

I hate it!

Enjoy.