At HTML, chief mixologist Jimmy Chen has concocted a satirical round of writer cocktails. Here’s “Cormac McCarthy’s Bloody Mary” (which calls for something called a “salary stick” — not sure what that is, but we suggest a celery stalk if you can’t find one)–
This is fun-mean–
And this is just mean-mean–
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if these were half as funny as they think they are, there wouldn’t be any commas in the cormac mccarthy recipe.
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And it would be in untranslated Spanish (spanish) and some how include the phrase “And they rode on.”
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Oh, zing, sir.
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