Robert Hughes Slags Damien Hirst and Andy Warhol

RIP Robert Hughes

RIP art critic Robert Hughes, 1938-2012

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Details from a Museum Visit

I visited the New Orleans Museum of Art last week.

I’d been before, about ten years ago, I guess, and at that time I was far more interested in their collection of modern stuff—surrealism, pop, conceptual, etc.

Over the years my taste has veered strongly toward Renaissance stuff, and I think I got a lot more out of NOMA this time.

Anyway, I took some shots with my antique iPhone, and present them here with no commentary.

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Detail from Summer Flowers in a Wanli Kraak Porcelain Bowl by Jan Brueghel the Younger

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Details from Serpents and Insects by Otto Marseus van Schreick

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Details from Still Life of Fruit with Lobster and Dead Game by Michiel Simons

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Detail from Fish Heaped on the Beach by Willem Ormea and Adam Willaerts

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Details from The Lawyer’s Office by Marinus van Reymerswache

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Detail from The Latest News by Andries Andriesz Schaeck

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Details from Venus Mourning the Death of Adonis by Thomas Willeboirts Bosschaert

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Details from St. Francis by El Greco

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Detail from Saint Sebastian by Giuliano Bugiardini

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Detail from Venus and Cupid with Vulcan by Domenico Beccafumi

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Detail from Meditation of Saint Jerome by Garofalo

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Detail from Saint Paul by Vincenzo Foppa

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Detail from A Saint Reading by Lorenzo Lippi

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Detail from Saint Theresa of Avila by Joseph-Marie Vien

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Details from First Sketch for “The Pest house at Jaffa” by Antoine Jean Barron Gros

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Details from Othello and Desdemona by Alexander-Marie Colin

Detail from Landscape with Travelers by Alessandro Magnasco

The Exile and The Snail — William Turner

Robert Altman on Kurosawa’s Film Rashomon

“Clothes” — Franz Kafka

 

Clothes

Often when I see clothes with manifold pleats, frills, and appendages which fit so smoothly onto lovely bodies I think they won’t keep that smoothness long, but will get creases that can’t be ironed out, dust lying so thick in the embroidery that it can’t be brushed away, and that no one would want to be so unhappy and so foolish as to wear the same valuable gown every day from early morning till night.

And yet I see girls who are lovely enough and display attractive muscles and small bones and smooth skin and masses of delicate hair, and nonetheless appear day in, day out, in this same natural fancy dress, always propping the same face on the same palms and letting it be reflected from the looking glass.

Only sometimes at night, on coming home late from a party, it seems in the looking glass to be worn out, puffy, dusty, already seen by too many people, and hardly wearable any longer.

“Clothes” by Franz Kafka.

 

Portrait of a Girl with a Book — Agnolo Bronzino