[Editorial note: The following citations come from one-star Amazon reviews of Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula. I’ve preserved the reviewers’ original punctuation and spelling. More one-star Amazon reviews].
Crapula
hack author
Painfully verbose
he lives in a castle!
hard to understand
NOTHING is happening
find an abridged version
I have read many horror novels
may be the worst book ever written
being the avid vampire fan that I am
attempt to cash in on the vampire craze
cavort lasciviously with the sons of the devil
Watch the movie and save yourself some time
I’m always willing to read new vampire fiction
epistolary format is monotonous and repetitive
Turns out the vampire in this book is an old guy
It was so stupid and the movie was even stupider
If you’re like me, just tring this book to make yourself feel brave, forget it
I think I have been hacked or my late wife’s daughter is using our account
Any vampire fan knows that vampires roam the streets of upper middle class suburbia
Over the past couple years I’ve started a collection of vampire books which totals over 100 now
I’ll be returning this on my next trip to the library and sticking to the teen reading section for finding my next vampire novel
I fully realize that this is a fictional/fantasy tale containing elements that obviously require a certain amount of leeway and suspension of belief, but
Epostolary novel told from multiple perspectives about the vampire, Count Dracula, who is trying to invade London and turn everyone else into vampires. A bunch of rich guys and a chick decide to stop him.
no relationship between Lucy and the Count-which i suppose makes more sense as to why he bit her
up pops a homoerotic cover with naked men, one whose penis is exposed in the background
the book is down hill from the time Dracula is in London and it is decided that he must be destroyed
the method being used to advance the plot being in disuse since quite some time
he is not a suave romantic movie/play character but an angry stupid animal
Amazon markets this book not to children but homosexual adult men
The movie was so much better even with Keanu Reeves’ awful acting
what are the standards when it comes to classic books
It started so well and I don’t know what happen?
I do not recommend this product to anyone else
Maybe I’ve read too much Sookie and Twilight
it is a great deterrent to the modern reader
unspoiled virgins or destroyed whores
I was looking for the epic love story
the female characters are cloistered
No gore, no horror, no nothing
worthless female characters
illlogical under pinnings
There’s no STORY here
creepy, and disgusting
In style it is archaic
a very weird book
I call it a joke
no romance
boring plot
Sucked.
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